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Reasons to drink

2010-01-15T01:52:00.000-08:00

Jan.16 Excuses to get loaded:

The world day of The Beatles.

Beatle Drink for that day:

Beatle Drink

1 can of Coca-Cola; 1 oz of Scotch.

Jan.17 Reason to get drunk:

This day of year 1861 toilet flush tank was patented.

Drink of the day - Waterfall:

Waterfall

1 oz of Curacao blue; 1 oz of Vodka; 1/2 glass of Sprite.

Lika`s 365 reasons to drink and excuses to get loaded

2010-01-14T03:04:00.000-08:00

JANUARY

Jan.1 Excuses to get loaded:

Happy New Year! In Russia we celebrate New Year from Dec 31 to Jan 1 all night through, so I suggest 3 drinks, which just symbolize 3 stages of New Year party but not limit diversity of booze could be drink. Let`s start withVodka sour light (you will be eat and drink much during russian party so it will stimulate your appetite with sour taste and prepare you for a long time drinking by small initial dose of spirit). When the party started you should drink only one kind of booze and it should be Straight if you want to stand longer. After several hours of party when control was lost booze games time comes. I introduce you a Siberian drink Bear comes.

Vodka sour light

Juice of Half of Lemon; Half tsp. of powdered sugar; 1 oz. of Vodka. If serving outside of Russia shake with ice and decorate with a half-slice of lemon and cherry. Inside Russia double vodka and serve up without ice and decorations.

Straights

When you drink straight you should: Drink Vodka or Scotch. Drink with shot glasses. Wash down each glass with somthing (I use apple juice, orange juice or water). Eat more (meat, bacon or another substantial food will be good).

Bear comes

Take vodka and beer at your taste. Pour vodka to old-fashioned glass. Take a sip of it and make up for vodka in glass with beer. Than take an another sip and again pour some more beer to the glass. Repeat it untill beer will replace vodka in the glass. Attention! "Bear comes" is very strong thing, so you should not fill the full glass with vodka, when you pour beer to the glass do not pour more than a sip you just pour. And this drink could be drinking by turns with your friend as a ritual of brotherhood.

Jan.4 Reason to drink:

This day of year 1642 was born Isaak Newton - one of the foremost scientific intellects of all time.

This day in memory of Newtonian gravitation lets drink Apple brandy highball

Apple brandy highball

2 oz. of Apple brandy pour over ice cubes in a highball glass. Fill with ginger ale or carbonated water. Add a twist of lemon and stir.

Jan.7 Reason to celebrate:

This day Orthodox Christians celebrate Christmas.

Drink of the day Angel kiss

Angel kiss

Quarter of oz. Creme de Cacao (White); Quarter of oz. Sloe Gin; Quarter of oz. Brandy; Quarter of oz. Light Cream. Pour ingredients carefully, in above-mentioned order so they do not mix.

Jan.8 Reason to get drunk:

Birthday of Elvis Presley (1935-1977).

For the peace of his soul we drink Rock`n`Roll cocktail.

Rock`n`Roll

1 shot of vodka pour into collins glass; add a dash of blackcurrant juice and coca-cola or schweppes tonic water.

Jan.10 Reason to drink:

In Benin they celebrate Day of Vodun (also known as Vudun, Vodon, Vodoun, Voudou, Voodoo etc.). One of West African religion which inspired movies directors all over the world.

Let`s try Voodoo cocktail.

Voodoo

1 shot of vodka; 1 oz. of coffee liqueur (kahlua for example). Shake with ice and strain into old-fashioned glass.

Or the same name but more delicate taste of Voodoo:

1 oz. of Malibu coconut rum; 1 oz. Kahlua coffee liqueur; 1 oz. of Butterscotch schnapps; 2 oz. of milk. Shake with ice and strain into old-fashioned glass.

Duggan McDonnell propose more elegant recipe of Island Voodoo cocktail:

1 1/2 oz. of Rye whiskey; 1 oz. of Averna; 1/2 oz. of Limoncello. Shake with ice, strain into cocktail glass and garnish with a flamed orange peel.

Jan.14 Reason to to celebrate:

Orthodox believers celebrate circumcision of Christ the King - Domini Nostri Iesu Christi Universorum Regis.

Cocktail of my choice for this day - Conquering Hero

Conquering Hero

2 tsp of Apricot Brandy; 3/4 oz of Apple Brandy; 1 oz of Sweet Vermouth ; 1 tsp jf Lemon Juice; 1 tsp of Pineapple Juice; 2 dashes of Orange Bitters

My new year rowdy pics

2010-01-02T17:34:00.000-08:00

I posted a set of photos on my site. Here is an example. Entire set on http://www.cyberlika.com

More facts about Russia

2009-12-19T16:55:00.000-08:00

Russian heavy metal rock funs memoirs: "My life from Marilyn Manson to Jesus Hitler"

Russian killers are so severe that make 10 check shots to head of victim

Russian men are so severe that shaving with a milling machine

Russian nurses are so severe that shit them knows if they are nurses or nurse boys

Russian web designers so severe that draw sites in MS Paint

Russian men are so severe that use pressure turbine instead of tabletop fan

Russian weathercocks are so severe that show to wind where to blow

Russian mosquitoes are so severe that pierce through car bodies to suck drivers
blood

Russian women are so severe that severe Russian men are afraid of them

Russian snow is so severe that snowing in snowballs

More facts about Russia

2009-12-17T22:25:00.000-08:00

Russian doctors are so severe, that Russians are never ill

Russian builders are so severe, that they need not wear hard hats

Russian hamsters are so severe, that without any difficulty gnaw through ferroconcrete

Russian cops are so severe, that they plunder, kill and rape instead of criminals

Do you know that Russian SQL answers to query with query?

Russian men are so severe, that they do not drinking coffee, they gobble it with spoon from the can

Russian ice-hockey players are so severe, that use crows instead of hockey sticks

Russian schoolboys are so severe, that they do not smoke at recess, they chew cigarettes right in the class

Russian mosquitos are so severe, that suck their own blood

Russian babies are so severe, that gobble apples while waiting for first teeth

Russian woodpeckers are so severe, that hollow out two subway stations

Russian men are so severe, that they use abrasive paper after toilet

Facts about Russia

2009-12-15T22:43:00.000-08:00

Russian men are so severe, that they feel cold in sauna

Russian men are so severe, that Chuck Norris identified himself as a Russian man

Russian men are so severe, that breastfeed their children themselves

Russian men are so severe, that instead of starling-houses nail to trees doghouses

Russian system administrators are so severe, that users prefer to use counting-frame

Russian system administrators are so severe, that they clench twisted-pair cable with fingernails

Russian programmers are so severe, that they use only hex-editor to write programm code

Russian emo-boys are so severe, that die of dehydration if they start sobing

Russian emo-boys are so severe, that massacre local bandit gangs from times to times.

Russian traffic cops are so severe, that nobody drive in Russia

Russian traffic cops are so severe, that stopped cortège of the President

Russian traffic cops are so severe, that fine Mr.Putin for overspeeding

Russian beer is so severe, that it stronger than methylic alcohol

Russian vodka is so severe, that it was prohibited in 190 countries as nuclear weapons

Russian cannabis joints are so severe, that one senator smokes, but the whole country giggling

Russian intravenous drug abusers are so severe, that instead of syringe they use dropping bottles

Russian combiners are so severe, that mow down forest

Russian parents are so severe, that force their children to watch Teletubbies until 18 years old

Russian communists are so severe, that they celebrate Lenin`s birthday everyday

Russian dairymaids are so severe, that Russian bulls hide oneself into the forest

Russian barbers are so severe, that their customers put steel helmets before visit to barber-shop

Russian proctologists are so sever, that hemorrhoids in Russia is considered as fatal disease

Russian folktales are so severe, that parents are afraid of reading them to their children

Russian agnostics are so severe, that the God officially acknowledged that he does not exist

Russian Satanists are so severe, that The Satan afraid of appear in front of them

Russian flooders are so severe, that they ban system administrators

Russian instant coffee so strong, that it can be made twice

Russian terrorists are so severe, that impatiently blow up their own homes

Russian jellied minced meat so cool, that Titanic sunk crush on it

Russian black people are so severe, that they have white slaves

Russian RAPers are so severe, that appear on stage of corporate parties of Ku Klux Klan

Russian monuments are so severe, that shiting on doves

Russian gays are so severe, that do not use cosmetics and they are terrific womanizers

Russian automobiles are so severe, that Honduras buy them instead of tanks

Russian virgins are so severe, that they are really virgins!

Russian schoolboys are so severe, that principal gives to them his pin money

Nude fine art. Webcamography

2009-12-12T04:52:00.000-08:00

Theory of art is good thing in periods of art crisis. It can help artists to find a way to new steps of self-expression. If the art on the rise it is made freely, automatically. Art on the rise do not needs in critics, it speaks for itself and explains itself by its own. In my opinion adult webcam video chat is an example of the art on the rise.

It's a new step of the arts in IT century. Art of adult video chat supplemented art of TV with new details, so as TV earlier did the same with cinema and cinema with theatre. Adult video chat integrated TV, cinema and theatre with porno, striptease, peepshow, nude photography, fine art nude, etc. It is unprecedented mix of nude arts with modern means of expression.

Pablo Picasso spoke about art: "Art is never pure, we should keep it far away from the innocent ignorant. We should never let people approach. Yes, art is dangerous. If it is pure it is not art." It is true for adult video chat too.

But there is a big difference between fine art nude and adult video chat. If some decade ago artist was a person who passed through studies and paid a lot of time to the Art, nowadays everyone can buy web cam and start his own online adult sex nude show. Adult video chat is a mass nude art. And a quality of show depends only on artistic level of webcam performer.

If you visit adult video chat webcams site you will find a Klondike of nude aesthetics. An international community of adult webcam performers will demonstrate you not only ethnic sex culture differences, but reveal how the female nude is now both at the centre and at the margins of high culture. The language of adult video chat show is clear and natural. Everybody can understand it as the sex is a basement of the life.

And development of adult video chat art has great prospects. We can draw a parallel between development of adult webcam show and TV show. Great old Russian film director Romm said about TV: "I have no doubts that TV in the near decade will take a solid place in spiritual culture of the mankind. Cinematography was born on the crossing of literature, theatre, painting, music. TV is come into being on the same crossroad of the same parents, it absorbs experience of cinematography, experience of radio and experience of newspaper. Cinematography is called a mix art, and it is true for TV too. TV is a baby of all fields of culture and because of it the technical development of TV passes ahead of its internal developments as a pure art". We can tell the same about adult video chat.

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We are the spies of sex

2009-12-09T01:22:00.000-08:00

They say that life is a war. War for money, for love, for status... But all that hostilities somehow or other connected with sex. I tried to express it in this picture. But I am bad artist. Well next time I will make better.

I am listning a music of bronze

2009-12-09T00:46:00.001-08:00

Welcome to twit!

2009-12-09T00:26:00.000-08:00

We can meet in twitter now. I am twitting everyday. Link https://twitter.com/CyberiaSweet
Welcome to

LIFE

2009-12-06T00:09:00.000-08:00

All our life is a fight. Fight for Democracy and Justice. Democracy means everyone can have meal. Justice means all meal is mine.

Here I am. Camouflage my self into China-girl

2009-12-05T23:30:00.000-08:00

All my stuff in http://www.flickr.com/photos/45295153@N07/

3 DIFFERENCES: RUSSIA VS ENGLAND

2009-12-05T04:58:00.000-08:00

Russia. Fight at a restaurant. Russian man came to fighters and started to fight togather with them.
England. Fight at a restaurant. Englishman came to fighters and asked: Is it private fight or everybody could take part?

Russia. Proverb "Thoughts of all fools are the same"
The same proverb in English sounds "Great minds think alike"

Englishman came to Paris at seventh time and ignored visit to Eiffel tower.
Russian man came to Paris at seventh time and ask to let him look at Eiffel tower ones again. He just interested if they found an oil at last...

DREAM

2009-12-04T22:41:00.000-08:00

Each frog is dreaming to be a submarine

MY, BEG YOU PARDON, SITE

2009-12-04T22:36:00.000-08:00

If you some how interesting to know how a housewife like me home made site could looks like, try the link http://www.cyberlika.com

DREAMS

2009-12-04T22:27:00.000-08:00

All women are dreaming about smart and tender lovers… But unfortunately smart and tender men already have lovers…

PUZZLE OF BEAUTY

2009-12-04T22:04:00.000-08:00

Scinetists established a fact that women preference to be not clever but beautiful exists just because of men whose sight ability is better than understanding of things

STRICTLY SCINTIFIC KNOWLEDGE

2009-12-04T22:02:00.000-08:00

After conducting thousands of experiments on mouses Harward University scientists found out that mouses reproducing itselves quicker if Harward Univercity scientists do not disturb them with experiments…

My first blog

2009-12-04T21:20:00.000-08:00

Hi! My name is Lika and I have just started my first blog and created my first homepage. Much fun you know. Feel free to browse trough my blog and my web site. Well, what can I say to world now? Let`s start with jokes. Jokes make life much easier.